February 22, 2008

Sinister Commie Ducks!

2277926126_784da97044_m.jpgA Soviet Poster A Day: I'm so crazy I don't know this isn't possible shows the true threat: sinister communist ducklings! Likely from space.

Watch this picture while listening to March of the Sinister Ducks (by Alan Moore).

"Nasty and small: undeserving of life.
Ducks. Ducks. Quack-quack. Quack-quack.
They'll sneer at your hairstyle and sleep with your wife.
Ducks. Ducks. Quack-quack. Quack-quack.
Dressed in plaid jackets and horrible shoes,
Getting divorces and turning to booze.
Ducks. Ducks. Quack-quack. Quack-quack.
Ducks. Ducks. Quack-quack. Quack-quack."

Here in Oxford the ducks Know Their Rights and will loudly berate any rowing team who gets too close - the ducks claim the rivers. And they are taking over college after college. "I will be upholding the rights of the ducks with perhaps the odd ticking off if they do something especially bad." - poor Mr Rae, if he - or anybody else - only knew what the ducks truly are up to.

Posted by Anders3 at February 22, 2008 10:42 PM