From nv91-asa@nada.kth.se Tue Nov 16 16:12:02 1996 Status: RO X-Status: Path: news.kth.se!eru.mt.luth.se!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!uunet!in2.uu.net!hearst.acc.Virginia.EDU!newslink.runet.edu!not-for-mail From: dmcclain@runet.edu (Dennis McClain-Furmanski) Newsgroups: rec.music.filk Subject: High Energy Physics Lesson Date: 16 Nov 1996 16:12:02 GMT Organization: Radford University Lines: 30 Message-ID: <56kp4i$c1q@newslink.runet.edu> NNTP-Posting-Host: muselab-gw.runet.edu X-Newsreader: TIN [UNIX 1.3 950824BETA PL0] To satisfy the encouragers of other filks topical enough for teaching tools: ZAP Goes The Matter: Current Forefront Physics (from Pop Goes The Weasle) V1: Round and round the positrons go. Electrons circle retro. Detectors count the Z zed events. ZAP goes the matter. V2: Pump it up to G eV Looking for the W. Trying to find where symmetry breaks. ZAP goes the matter. CH: Wond'ring if neutrinos have mass. Will protons decay later? Is superstring the right idea? ZAP goes the matter V3: The congress cancelled the SSC. Now Fermilab, SLAC and CERN are the best that we can do. ZAP goes the matter.